Roast Agent

Roast Agent

Your product has problems.
Let's find them.

AI users experience your product, find what's confusing, and tell you what to fix.

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Sample report

This is what you get. Not a PDF. Not a vibe check.

Roast Score

61

Your hero sounds impressive. I still don't know what you sell.

Clarity

48

Conversion

54

Trust

67

UX

72

Differentiation

63

AI Slop

41

Agentic

34

Your biggest problem

The first screen promises an operating system. A first-time visitor is still shopping for a product.

AI slop

41

The homepage sounds like it was generated by asking ChatGPT for a Series A landing page.

  • "AI-native operating system" could describe 40 other products this week.
  • No numbered customer result — only capability adjectives.
  • The hero sells atmosphere ('ambitious teams') instead of a job.

100 is distinctive and human. 0 is an interchangeable GPT landing page.

Agentic

34

Agents can load the page. They cannot really use it.

Essential 3/11 · Recommended 4/21

  • Content without JavaScript · essential · failed

    The homepage HTML is mostly an app shell. An agent that does not execute JS gets almost nothing.

  • llms.txt · essential · failed

    No /llms.txt found. Agents have no machine-readable site guide.

  • Agent-friendly 404s · essential · partial

    Unknown paths return the app shell with HTTP 200, so agents think every URL exists.

100 means agents can find, read, and use this site. Scored by Is Agentic / Ora. Not part of the Roast Score.

Full agentic report

Buyer

I want the outcome. You sold me the architecture.

If I already know this category, I can squint and see value. If I don't, I bounce.

Skeptic

Show me a customer, not a capability list.

Claims outrun proof. Logos would help. A named result would help more.

Distracted User

I had 20 seconds. You used 12 of them on atmosphere.

The primary CTA is visible. The product is not.

1. positioning · critical impact · minutes

Say what you sell in the first sentence

The hero is atmospheric instead of specific.

2. navigation · high impact · minutes

Put pricing one click from the homepage

Pricing is buried under 'Learn more'.

3. trust · high impact · hours

Show one numbered customer result

Trust is implied, not demonstrated.